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Presindeltial candidate John McCain angry

Hi!

Another week went past.
I chose this week’s subject from a requst. I wrote about everyone else in the american primaries (except Huckabee) and until now McCain has only been mentioned in the song about Mitt Romney.

Some days ago McCaine released his medical journals so that eeryone would have PROOF that this man is OK! He is not suffering from something old people suffer from. He is almost 72 but he is NOT old! These pages prove that he is not old at all. I guess…

This is a very weird discussion. No matter how you look at it, he is 71 – which is kinda old in a lot of other businesses. It’s past retirement age none the less.

Who cares about his age as long as he does a good job. But did he get weird after spending some nights at the Hanoi Hilton? Is he in fact OK?

Ode to Old
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There’s a fella with a screw loose
And he’s heading for the White House.
Someone please begin examining this man.

Well, this this guy is just a geezer.
Some would say our new Saint Peter.
He’s a good old fashioned white republican.

If you still dare to doubt it.
We just went and wrote about it.
More than a thousand pages on his state of health.

Since he put the down he rifle
and began to read the Bible.
Some colesterol piled up behind his belt.

And he goes:

Aahh..
Home is where the heart is, where the heart is I’ve been told.
Aahh..
Write my book before I get to old.

Aahh..
Mr. VP, understand, your chance won’t come at all.
Aahh..
Pad my back and grab me when I fall.

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Week 6 Mitt Romney

Hi and welcome to Episode Six of One Weekly Gun.

This week I almost didn’t make it. I had prepared a hymn about Super Tuesday. A song with a verse for each candidate. I got rather academic and in the end I wrote another one right after Mitt Romney announced, that he would withdraw his candidature.

I feel sorry for every candidate that is run over in the race for power. I’m sure most of them has the best of intentions. In the case of Romney it’s quite hard to see through his motives. He changed his mind quite a few times along the way. Especially on the issue of abortion.

This song is really unfair to Romney. I apologise in advance. It’s Romney in his home with his mother after his announcement.

Mitt Romney
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Mother will they think that I’m a loser?
Do you think they will talk about me when I leave?
Mother should i be a substance abuser?
Will it give me enough media coverage?

Hope to get a poodle spanking in McCains governtment.
So I’ll keep my Google ranking, though I won’t be president.
They all said, ’cause I’m a mormon it would stick like a curse
And my lack of winner-hormone made it worse.

On the screen is a picture of Obama
with his hands in the air and a smile on his face.
I lay low with an ice cream and pajama
and the tabernacle hymn sounding from the highest place.

I think, I was the right winner, I’m a true conservative.
Though I’m sometimes quite a sinner, a democrat preservative.
And my views on abortion could have been a bit more true.
Heck I lost, but I’ve got mo’ money than you.

DIGG this please!

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