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Michael Jackson’s Comeback ‘Tour’

by oneweeklygun on March 5, 2009 · 5 comments

in Celebrity, News, One Weekly Gun, Songs

Michael Jacksons Comeback Tour

Around 6pm GM-time: Michael Jackson announces, that he’s gonna play a series of concerts at the O2 Arena in Lodon in July 2009.

8pm GM-Time: One Weekly Gun has written a suitable song.

Hail the King

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There’s a man in my telly, and he says he’s coming back
Cause he happened to empty out the mattress crack

Hail the king

On the way to the stand you were 90 minutes late
First you had to calculate your depreciation rate

Hail the king

That’s what happens when you’ve spent
All the money from more than 750 million records

Hail the king

You could have built a thousand highways in development countries
But you happened to want a bunch of ferris wheels

Hail the king

We won’t give it back, we have taken what is ours
All the money we spent, you’ll just blow it again

We’ve got our lives, we’re not sharing them with you
It may seem unfair, but that’s what we’ll do

Hail the king

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Week 13 - White women and plastic surgery

by oneweeklygun on March 31, 2008 · 1 comment

in News, Songs

woman with the most plastic surgery

Good evening.
This week the song was delayed. I’m terribly sick.
But I managed to record this little song about plastic surgery in the US.

Last year the number of operations performed rose to 12 million.
Most of them are white women.

I think it’s sad that so many people feel they should change their looks. And I’m convinced, that most of them have problems they could solve with therapy or other treatments. Get the trauma out before you get the chemicals in.

The song is up, I’ll go back to bed.

12 Million
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I’m a girl with a problem.
Nobody sees me anymore.
My body needs an upgrade.
Get me what I am looking for.

Hold your breath, or I’ll appeal you to death
When I’m one of the 12 million.
Attract and attack, give no time to react.
When i’m one of the 12 million.

Give me boobs and that botox.
It’s there to satisfy my needs.
It’s a cosmetic gold rush.
On beauty I will overfeed.

Sight, I’m gone. You won’t leave me undone.
When I’m one of the 12 million.
Feast your hands, sign a contract in advance.
When I’m one of the 12 million.

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