I think it’s sad that so many people feel they should change their looks. And I’m convinced, that most of them have problems they could solve with therapy or other treatments. Get the trauma out before you get the chemicals in.
I’m a girl with a problem.
Nobody sees me anymore.
My body needs an upgrade.
Get me what I am looking for.
Hold your breath, or I’ll appeal you to death
When I’m one of the 12 million.
Attract and attack, give no time to react.
When i’m one of the 12 million.
Give me boobs and that botox.
It’s there to satisfy my needs.
It’s a cosmetic gold rush.
On beauty I will overfeed.
Sight, I’m gone. You won’t leave me undone.
When I’m one of the 12 million.
Feast your hands, sign a contract in advance.
When I’m one of the 12 million.
It’s time for my most unreasonable song so far.
I would like to apologize in advance.
Well, nobody could escape hearing about the fall-out of the Macca/Mills lawsuit. After all, most of us really don’t care what the outcome is, as we won’t get a piece of the cake.
So why write a song about it? Is it not going against the values of One Weekly Gun to write songs about non-important topics? Yeah, but sometimes reality is an obvious joke, and you don’t wanna miss it.
The song is called ‘Prenuptial Agreement’ - something Paul should know about by now.
So this is it.
My buck for the bang,
was collected by my dollar colored fang.
By the time we got married, the deal was set,
but the meter started running from the day we met.
At first you thought, you were safe and sound,
no Michael Jacksons and only vegans around.
You wrote the songs, but I will sing.
My first stop now will be Burger King.
£700 an hour, is half of what I said.
…but then again, I only got one leg.
After all it’s less than Ashley Dupree.
She kicks me in senoirity.
With the money, I will limp all the way to the bank.
My conscience is clean – and built like a tank
My advice to Paul is ‘go fuck yourself’.
Then you won’t have to pay someone else.
Week 11.
Nuns and monks are protesting in Tibet right now.
Dalai Lama posted a press release two days ago about the situation.
This song is about Dalai Lamas message. It’s my most sensitive song so far.
Open up Your Eyes
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This is One Weekly Gun - again.
Who would have thought I would make number ten? It’s an anniversary.And it was bound to happen. A song about George Bush.
The master of dumb news.
This week we saw him tap dance, and be as happy as [...]
